Want to buy in on some more life?

You know, pick up a few extra months here, stash an extra year or two there…maybe even get ringside seats for the year 2000 (just to be safe?)

Don’t think twice.

It’s all but downright impossible to get guaranteed-anything anymore. Lay out all the cash you can and back it up with mountains more, and you still don’t know when the fates are gonna cash in your chips. There’s just no control.

Unless you invest.

Not in the here and now…but the then and there.

And where is that, you ask? You ļl never know unless you bring your body and soul to…


The Western Hemisphere’s first computerized life recyclers.

That’s right, we’re talking about custom reincarnation. You decide where you want to go and when you want to be, and we’ll take care of the rest.

Why spend time, money and effort trying to drag out and somehow salvage this life when you could be plotting out the success story of your next?

It’s fun. It’s easy. And it won’t harm the kids.

Come in to COME BACK INC. and you’ll be greeted by your personal “Next_Life Counselor”. He or she will help you evaluate your present life with the help of a specially trained and programmed computer. Then chart your successes and failures along our patented Ģ.O. CHART”(Goals and Objective) to see how far you fell short. You’ll get a complete computer readout of your life, showing exactly what your total existential net worth is worth.

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