Look, up in the sky!
Thatâ€™s it, stare as hard as you can. Bet you canâ€™t see them.
And yet, theyâ€™re there. Millions of them. And theyâ€™re cominâ€™ right at you. Cominâ€™on strong. Coming through your hearth and home by the megabunch every second.
What are they?
So what, you say? So this is what. Those undulating electrical impulses arenâ€™t coming here alone. Every single moment youâ€™re alive whether youâ€™re awake, asleep or somewhere in between (like watching Hollywood Squares), those pesky little radio waves are continuously filling the air about you withâ€¦
Bet you didnâ€™t know the truth came in waves.
It also comes in colors.
And in creeds.
And a whole lot of different nationalities.
In fact, the truth comes in more flavors than Schrafftâ€™s Ice Cream.
In more languages than Mork from Ork can speak.
And in more packages than Care would care to consider.
Since LIPS has always been a little short of the truth, we thought it would only be appropriate to tune into the frequency thatâ€™s a little short on the wave. And pass our combined ideological interference on to you.
Thus, as a public disservice to all those folk too busy to tune into the international Short Wave Battle of the Bands, we bring you the following summary of the news from the worldâ€™s most prolific propaganda propagatorsâ€¦.
L.I.P.S. â€“ When the truth isnâ€™t enough.